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Award-winning.
We've won numerous awards for our quality and execution.
Stamworld
Take your family to an experience they'll never forget!
What is this place?
So in case you were wondering what this is all about...
Stamworld is known as the least popular theme park in the entire New England area.
But just ignore that. We have amazing rides, built with Home Depot materials and Hot Glue. It's an experience you'll truely never forget!
Our Most Popular Attractions
Stam's Stuffers Shack
Everyone's favorite shack for Elephants and
Sloths!
(Waranty not included. Product
has not gone through FCC approval. Please
disregard any monkeys, we stole this shack
from another theme park)
The Adventures of Slope Dude
Ever wanted to be like Slope Dude? Thanks to our skilled engineers, you can! Your guests will (truely) never forget this ride!
Claw of Circumference
For the first time, our ride operators will teach riders about circumference! It's takes all of the fright right out of roller coasters!
But don't take our word for it...
"very awesome, really fun attractions. My
personal favorite was the Slope Dude
Coaster"
— Doru Mujat
It was zero fun. The employees could have
been more -puff puff- positive, the manager
wasn't nice; he was negative. My anger was
undefined.
— Beckett Coburn
Omar, put the gun down
— Ian Lee, 2008-2023
May God have mercy on his soul, because Omar didn't